Circle #14 - SYOK SENDIRI

"Islam came to change us from the inside and not just our appearance from the outside"

- Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan-

Vienna #30 - IFTAR JAMAIE 1

Sebaik sahaja keluar dari toilet seusai solat subuh...

"Tak tahu nak kata apa... dunia akhir zaman LGBT ni." ujar Aishah Kamal.

"Horror doe... it is a disease... tak tahu kalau Malaysia legalise benda tu nanti macam mana." tambah Aisya Shafie.

Tak tahu macam mana nak menyelit dalam perbualan masalah ummat ni, aku melewati mereka, terus mencapai tudung di atas meja.

"Apasal pakai tudung?"

"Aku decide untuk tutup aurat aku depan kau."

"Kau dah kenapaaa..."

"Hahaha... Tak laa... aku nak baca ma'thurat ni." sambil senyum kambing.

SUBMISSION

"Ana romyun
Min rimayatil islam
Farmii
Ainama shi'ta"

(Saad ibnu Waqqas)

Aku anak panah
Dari panah-panah islam
Maka lemparkan aku
Ke mana saja Kau mahu

Archi #32 - KHEIR

"Wie geht's dir?"

"Alhamdulillah"

Alhamdulillah is a gift from Allah. Good pun alhamdulillah, bad pun alhamdulillah. Either way, kheir. You praise and put your trust on Him.

Archi #31 - MOHON EMO KEJAP :)

That moment, when the vast majority of your friends post with hashtags #roadtograduation #finalthesis #convocation in social media, and you with such optimism saying to yourself "it's okay... 1.5 more sem..." and moment later received message from your studio partner stating that your 4months studio for the semester, according to your prof, would be a failure.

So here are my hashtags:
#profkataprojekkaupalinglemah
#berapasemlaginakkenaextendlagini
#nangislajulajupuntakguna
#depakatastudykateuropenienjoy
#silalahstudydieurope
#paperberduyunlagitakcover
#paperrepeatapatahlagi
#germanlanguage
#takgradgrad
#jangantanyabilaakuakanhabis
#jangantanyadahtahunkeberapa
#emo
#sekian

Circle #13 - OPFER DER LIEBE

Ibadarurrahman ni ada 10 golongan. 25: 63-74

Syera:

Core dia is to attain cinta kepada Allah. Cinta can never be attain without mujahadah. Korban.

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You can say that you love Him, tapi kalau korban tidoq pun xmau, payah la..

Ameen #14 - LADY BOSS BACK IN ACTION :)

"Da... awak jangan lupa beli cili turki dengan bulgur tu. Mak Lang nak jugak."

"Ok, Ummi."

"And Giotto and Amicello tu jugak."

"Ok, Mi."

"Ma... awak beli quinoa yang kat Dales tu tau."

"Coles la, Mi."

"Sama la tu Ma, janji ada 'les' dekat belakang."

"Ok, Mi."

"Am... awak jangan lupa beli ayam. Then siang siap-siap. Tinggalkan separuh untuk petang ni."

"Ok, Mi."

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Sorang balik isnin lepas, ahad ni sorang lagi. Isnin depan lagi sorang.

You know she is so looking forward to have her kids back home when she starts giving orders back... from whatsapp lagi hah. Never been so happy to read it, let alone to do the chores.
Kecil-kecil dulu kami yang selalu minta Ummi Abah tu ni, it's time to give back :)

Circle #12 - BOOMERANG

Kak Lisa:

Kalau kita nak Allah maafkan kita, maka kita pun kenalah maafkan orang lain.

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"Dan Allah hendak menerima taubatmu, sedang orang-orang yang mengikuti hawa nafsunya bermaksud supaya kamu berpaling sejauh-jauhnya (dari kebenaran)." (4:27)

Circle #11 - LAPAQ GILA

Nak kata puasa tahun ni sangat challenging lapar dia... time tadarus di skype, tak perasan diri sendiri tgh rap sorang-sorang.

"Dush dush dush... "

Paling best, tak perasan lupa nak mute. Dah kena gelak... Malu sorok belakang Qur'an.

Clearly hunger brings you to unconciousness and insanity.

Vienna #29 - HOW ?

That moment, when Ramadhan reveals your trueself day by day and you just tersentak tak tau nak buat apa...

Literally. Like peeling the onion.

Help.

Please.

Ameen #13 - BETIK

Pernah dulu, tak bagi abah kait buah betik belakang dapur. Sebab kata tu tupai punya. Nanti dia nangis betik favourite dia dah takda.

All the betik from that tree were the sweetest I've ever taste.

Abah selalu akan check betik sebelum dikait. Tiap kali nampak betik dah ditebuk oleh sang burung, tiap kali tu aku senyum  happy tak terhingga. Yeay! Tupai dapat betik ni!

:)

Thoughts #22 - LIVING UMMI'S DREAM

I would like to have a dusun buah...
an orchard
for the trees to grow
for the birds to sleep
for the squirrels to play.

I would like to have a dusun buah...
an orchard
kerana berbakti itu bukan hanya
terbatas pada manusia
tapi jua
buat tanah, asal kita.

Masalah manusia #17 - KABUR

Jokes are funny because men are by nature impatient and full of misunderstanding.

May Allah protect us all

Masalah manusia #16 - SOROK DALAM ALMARI

"Do you know what's scary about Ramadhan?"

"What?"

"Discovering that it's actually yourself, not the shaytaan."
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It has been only 3 days... berapa hari lagi ni nak kena tahan malu dgn diri sendiri... you got no shaitonirojim to blaim

Circle #10 - PRISON

"If our 'love' for something makes us willing to give up our family, our dignity, our self-respect, our bodies, our sanity, our peace of mind, our deen, and even our Lord who created us from nothing, know that we are not 'in love'. We are slaves."

Reclaim Your Heart, Yasmin Mogahed

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Coz Islam liberates you from slavery

Masalah manusia #15 - DIAGNOSE ME, DOC...

Pain in the chest
Stark pound in the heart
Lump in the throat
Unsettle in the mind
Hopes n mares in the dream
Lost in the prayers

Circle #9 - BERMANFAAT KPD ORG LAIN

"Meet the people in such a manner that if you die, they should weep for you, and if you live, they should long for you."
(Ali Ibn Abi Talib r.a.)

Sebab islam ajar utk berkongsi...
coz to us, individualism is a No-Go  :)

Circle #8 - BERLIAN STUTTGART

"Bukanlah kesabaran, jika masih mempunyai batas. Bukanlah ikhlas, jika masih merasa sakit."

Teruskan berusaha ke arah itu.

Circle #7 - KELENGKAPAN

" Barangsiapa naik panggung tanpa persiapan, ia akan turun panggung dengan kehinaan."
(Shakespeare)

Circle #6 - 24jam sehari, 7hari seminggu

Hari ini ditanya soalan penampar ke muka : 'Darf ich dich was fragen? ist die uni für dich nicht zur zeit wichtiger?'

Bilamana orang dah start minta kau rujuk balik prioriti kau dalam menyusun aktiviti-aktiviti harian mahupun mingguan mu...

Ni belum lagi masuk tahap orang kata kau gila, dan kau dah start doubt. Am I doing it wrong?

Mungkin prioriti tu dah betul, tapi masa rehat kau masih lagi jatuh di bawah kategori: banyak.

Vienna #28 - BALANCE

All these 6 years here you were taught to embrace the realistic and slow down on the optimistic, no go to pessimistic.

In the end, your thoughts, words n action are as a matter of fact, doa.

Try swallow that, Huda. Digest if you may.

Archi #30 - STUCK

Creativity and Skill are two different things.

So do Depression and Sadness.

Ameen #12 - DOA

Kenapa kecil-kecil dulu kalau lupa baca doa masuk tandas, sanggup keluar tandas balik semata-mata untuk baca doa, walaupun nak menangis azab tahan buang air kecil, dan sekarang dah lain?

Ameen #11 - IMIGINASI

Masa kecik dulu antara benda paling enjoy ialah perjalanan balik kampung KL-Permatang Sintok. Tiga beradik baring di seat belakang sambil kaki masing-masing disandarkan ke cermin tingkap kereta. Kecik2 dulu, rambut itu aurat... seluaq dalam, tidak. Lol.

Bermain dengan sahabat bayangan kami (baca: imaginary friend). Tak tahu berapa kali ummi dok baca fatihah dan yasin memikirkan perihal kami bertiga.

Berlumba-lumba figure out formation awan-awan tu menyerupai apa. Kejap rimau la, pokok la, kasut la... alhamdulillah tak accident, abah pun dok syok main sama.

Ntah mana pergi segala kebolehan berimiginasi tu sekarang. Pity...

Masalah manusia #14 - ICH VERSTEHE NICHTS

Ada pernah sekali tu kena ambil peperiksaan General Knowledge (Pengetahuan Am) di UK, ketika mendaftar masuk ke sekolah di sana bagi memudahkan proses pengkelasan murid-murid. Tika tu umur baru 11 tahun.

'What is the colour of coal.'
A. White
B. Yellow
C. Pink
D. Black

Satu jam berperang cuba meyakinkan diri bahawa sesungguhnya itu typo.

Depa nak tulih coat.

C. Pink

Rasa bodoh sangat bila ummi kata coal itu arang. Down sehari. Ntah-ntah seminggu. Atau sebulan. Mana nak ingat.

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Kadang tu, bukan kita tak tahu. Kita just tak faham.

WWK #11 - RUSSIANIZATION

Hudochka Hameedova

Memang aku bagi nama Kalsom jugak kat Kristina ni...